My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person in the club. Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I’d rather talk to you ‘cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces. May I end this sentence with a proposition? 42. Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? 39. It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me! 38. I’m learning about important dates in history. If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print. If you were a Facebook status, I would like you. If you and I were socks we’d sure make a great pair. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? 33. If I followed you home, would you keep me? 32. If God made anything more beautiful than you, I’m sure he’d keep it for himself. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. I’m not a fortune teller but I can already guess that your mom will love me.
Can you give me directions to your heart? 28. I’ll nickname you banana because I find you a-peeling. I would offer you a cigarette, but you’re already smokin’ hot. I won’t give you a cheesy pick up line, if you let me buy you a drink. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way. I value my breath, so it’d be nice if you stopped taking it away every time you walked by. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away! 22. I don’t know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes. How is your fever? Oh… you just look hot to me. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
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Four plus four equals eight, but you plus me equals fate. Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you. Do you have a name or can I call you mine? 10. Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams 9. Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie! 8. Are you an omelet? Because you’re making me egg-cited! 6. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! 5. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest! 4.
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